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A Bounty hunter who goes by the name of Balo Stort Walks into a cantina looking for a fellow Wookie bounty hunter. Balo sits down and orders a glass of water. As he waits he sees a big, hairy, wookie leave the cantina. The wookie leads Balo unexpectedly into a docking harbor. The wookie hit-man shows the docking guard something then goes into a nearby ship. Balo walks up to the docking guard and says........."Hey, what's up dog?" Then the guard kills Balo. The next day, Balo's son, Jalo, discovers this tragedy and seeks revenge. He hunts down the guard that killed his father. The guard, Bob, was sitting in the cantina having a drink. Jalo sat down by the guard and said...........

"you got something in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?"

The guard says, " Uhhhhh...U look like sum1 I just killed... GHOST!GHOST!GHOST!" Then Balo sticks a thermal detonator in the Guards throat, following that he sticks the glass in his mouth quicky. 2.5 seconds later the guard's head blows off and gore sprays onto 4 imperial storm commandos...

who decided they had a crappy job anyway and quit soon after. Jalo the realised it was about time to take his weekly visit to the neighborhood cave for some random and unknown reason. Once he got there he found the wookie hit-man hibernating in a corner. They became good friends once Jalo shook him and woke him up to make him notice it was no longer winter. After that they....

performed oral on each other..

which meant they had a long chat. After that they teamed up with Boba Fett's son, Kobu Fett, and decided to raid Darth Vader's private collection of... dildos...Unfortunately Vader caught them and decided to give free samples. Jalo and Kobusaid "no thanks." The wookiee took 5. Then Vader assigned them a task. They must go to Tatooine and assassinate Jimmy the Hutt. So they went to Tatooine and they discovered a big heaping pile of large smelly sea monkeys, that formed into the shape of the door to Darth Vader's secret room of dildos for some reason.

Kobu Fett said "WTF? We came all this way and all we had to do is walk through this door?" Vader came through the doorand ordered the bounty hunters to kill Jimmy the Hutt at once. Kobu shot Vader, but he deflected the laser back at Kobu and killed him. "Youbetter do as I say," said Vader, "or you'll end up like him." Then Jimmy the Hutt slithered by and said...

"Darth Vader why is it that you still have a large purple vibrator in your anus?" Darth Vader then responded saying....... "what I do on my smoke break is my business!" Just then Rosie the Hutt came slithering through the door. Vader said.... "Why is everyone giving me so many F-ing lines? I shouldn't be talking so much I'm on a flipping breathing machine!"....

Then they heard the Rancor singing....

"lolipop lolipop, oh loli lolipop..."Vader, the Wookie, andJaloquickly ran into the Cantina to escape this nonsense. Dr. Evanzan came up to them and said "We don't like you." Jalo replies, "We don't like you either." Evanzan then says, "Hey, you better watch yourselves, we're wanted men, we have the death sentence on 12 systems. Vader says, "Well, in that case..." Then Vader chops them up into a million pieces and sell the pieces to a local restaurant. Then Vader, Wookiee, and Jalo go to...

Pizza the Hutt for some calzones and karaoke. When they enter, Luke Guystalker is waiting. With his hand on his hip he cocks his head to the side and declares...

"I'm Luke Guystalker, I'm here to serve you." Jalo looks at him, "Aren't you a little gay to be serving pizza?" Guystalker twirls around laughing, "Who said I was serving pizza, silly?" Vader then stabs Guystalker and runs out of Pizza the Hutt with 2 large Pepperoni pizzas. "What the?" Jalo declares in wonderment.Jalo and Wookiee then decide to...

[To be continued...]