It's fucking raining at 4.32pm in the afternoon, stupid sonuva haze from Indon better be cleared after this. So anyway, before I continue on the story of Jalo.
I'd like to have a word of my own...
*clears throat*- Ahem.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF LOL GGFIED
ok thanks... be back in a few with Jalo
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
Back with more crap
A Bounty hunter who goes by the name of Balo Stort Walks into a cantina looking for a fellow Wookie bounty hunter. Balo sits down and orders a glass of water. As he waits he sees a big, hairy, wookie leave the cantina. The wookie leads Balo unexpectedly into a docking harbor. The wookie hit-man shows the docking guard something then goes into a nearby ship. Balo walks up to the docking guard and says........."Hey, what's up dog?" Then the guard kills Balo. The next day, Balo's son, Jalo, discovers this tragedy and seeks revenge. He hunts down the guard that killed his father. The guard, Bob, was sitting in the cantina having a drink. Jalo sat down by the guard and said...........
"you got something in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?"
The guard says, " Uhhhhh...U look like sum1 I just killed... GHOST!GHOST!GHOST!" Then Balo sticks a thermal detonator in the Guards throat, following that he sticks the glass in his mouth quicky. 2.5 seconds later the guard's head blows off and gore sprays onto 4 imperial storm commandos...
who decided they had a crappy job anyway and quit soon after. Jalo the realised it was about time to take his weekly visit to the neighborhood cave for some random and unknown reason. Once he got there he found the wookie hit-man hibernating in a corner. They became good friends once Jalo shook him and woke him up to make him notice it was no longer winter. After that they....
performed oral on each other..
which meant they had a long chat. After that they teamed up with Boba Fett's son, Kobu Fett, and decided to raid Darth Vader's private collection of... dildos...Unfortunately Vader caught them and decided to give free samples. Jalo and Kobusaid "no thanks." The wookiee took 5. Then Vader assigned them a task. They must go to Tatooine and assassinate Jimmy the Hutt. So they went to Tatooine and they discovered a big heaping pile of large smelly sea monkeys, that formed into the shape of the door to Darth Vader's secret room of dildos for some reason.
Kobu Fett said "WTF? We came all this way and all we had to do is walk through this door?" Vader came through the doorand ordered the bounty hunters to kill Jimmy the Hutt at once. Kobu shot Vader, but he deflected the laser back at Kobu and killed him. "Youbetter do as I say," said Vader, "or you'll end up like him." Then Jimmy the Hutt slithered by and said...
"Darth Vader why is it that you still have a large purple vibrator in your anus?" Darth Vader then responded saying....... "what I do on my smoke break is my business!" Just then Rosie the Hutt came slithering through the door. Vader said.... "Why is everyone giving me so many F-ing lines? I shouldn't be talking so much I'm on a flipping breathing machine!"....
Then they heard the Rancor singing....
"lolipop lolipop, oh loli lolipop..."Vader, the Wookie, andJaloquickly ran into the Cantina to escape this nonsense. Dr. Evanzan came up to them and said "We don't like you." Jalo replies, "We don't like you either." Evanzan then says, "Hey, you better watch yourselves, we're wanted men, we have the death sentence on 12 systems. Vader says, "Well, in that case..." Then Vader chops them up into a million pieces and sell the pieces to a local restaurant. Then Vader, Wookiee, and Jalo go to...
Pizza the Hutt for some calzones and karaoke. When they enter, Luke Guystalker is waiting. With his hand on his hip he cocks his head to the side and declares...
"I'm Luke Guystalker, I'm here to serve you." Jalo looks at him, "Aren't you a little gay to be serving pizza?" Guystalker twirls around laughing, "Who said I was serving pizza, silly?" Vader then stabs Guystalker and runs out of Pizza the Hutt with 2 large Pepperoni pizzas. "What the?" Jalo declares in wonderment.Jalo and Wookiee then decide to...
[To be continued...]
"you got something in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?"
The guard says, " Uhhhhh...U look like sum1 I just killed... GHOST!GHOST!GHOST!" Then Balo sticks a thermal detonator in the Guards throat, following that he sticks the glass in his mouth quicky. 2.5 seconds later the guard's head blows off and gore sprays onto 4 imperial storm commandos...
who decided they had a crappy job anyway and quit soon after. Jalo the realised it was about time to take his weekly visit to the neighborhood cave for some random and unknown reason. Once he got there he found the wookie hit-man hibernating in a corner. They became good friends once Jalo shook him and woke him up to make him notice it was no longer winter. After that they....
performed oral on each other..
which meant they had a long chat. After that they teamed up with Boba Fett's son, Kobu Fett, and decided to raid Darth Vader's private collection of... dildos...Unfortunately Vader caught them and decided to give free samples. Jalo and Kobusaid "no thanks." The wookiee took 5. Then Vader assigned them a task. They must go to Tatooine and assassinate Jimmy the Hutt. So they went to Tatooine and they discovered a big heaping pile of large smelly sea monkeys, that formed into the shape of the door to Darth Vader's secret room of dildos for some reason.
Kobu Fett said "WTF? We came all this way and all we had to do is walk through this door?" Vader came through the doorand ordered the bounty hunters to kill Jimmy the Hutt at once. Kobu shot Vader, but he deflected the laser back at Kobu and killed him. "Youbetter do as I say," said Vader, "or you'll end up like him." Then Jimmy the Hutt slithered by and said...
"Darth Vader why is it that you still have a large purple vibrator in your anus?" Darth Vader then responded saying....... "what I do on my smoke break is my business!" Just then Rosie the Hutt came slithering through the door. Vader said.... "Why is everyone giving me so many F-ing lines? I shouldn't be talking so much I'm on a flipping breathing machine!"....
Then they heard the Rancor singing....
"lolipop lolipop, oh loli lolipop..."Vader, the Wookie, andJaloquickly ran into the Cantina to escape this nonsense. Dr. Evanzan came up to them and said "We don't like you." Jalo replies, "We don't like you either." Evanzan then says, "Hey, you better watch yourselves, we're wanted men, we have the death sentence on 12 systems. Vader says, "Well, in that case..." Then Vader chops them up into a million pieces and sell the pieces to a local restaurant. Then Vader, Wookiee, and Jalo go to...
Pizza the Hutt for some calzones and karaoke. When they enter, Luke Guystalker is waiting. With his hand on his hip he cocks his head to the side and declares...
"I'm Luke Guystalker, I'm here to serve you." Jalo looks at him, "Aren't you a little gay to be serving pizza?" Guystalker twirls around laughing, "Who said I was serving pizza, silly?" Vader then stabs Guystalker and runs out of Pizza the Hutt with 2 large Pepperoni pizzas. "What the?" Jalo declares in wonderment.Jalo and Wookiee then decide to...
[To be continued...]
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Week 1 Completed
Week one is over.
second half of the week's report.
26/4/2007 - Thursday
REST DAY
27/4/2007 - Friday
M-KIT was completely done.
28/4/2007 - Saturday
20 Laps at Selayang Public Pool
It's 20 laps because we were unable to determine what was the pool's length. First, I thought it was 50m, then Stanley said it can't be 50m. So we thought it was 25m, and we started swimming with 20 laps in mind. Then half way through, we realised this got to more than 25m. Then I asked the lifeguard which said this was 50m. And yet, we're still not too sure about its length. =|
second half of the week's report.
26/4/2007 - Thursday
REST DAY
27/4/2007 - Friday
M-KIT was completely done.
28/4/2007 - Saturday
20 Laps at Selayang Public Pool
It's 20 laps because we were unable to determine what was the pool's length. First, I thought it was 50m, then Stanley said it can't be 50m. So we thought it was 25m, and we started swimming with 20 laps in mind. Then half way through, we realised this got to more than 25m. Then I asked the lifeguard which said this was 50m. And yet, we're still not too sure about its length. =|
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Entry #2
24/4/2007 Tuesday
M12
15 Push ups
15 Squats
30 seconds Horse Stance * 3
15 Bench Dips
15 Biceps Curl @ 5 KG
15 Star Jump
15 (4in1 counts) Knee Tap
3 Diamond Shape Push
15 (8in1 counts) Exercise
15 (4in1 counts) jump
Unable to comply: triceps curl, bell lift.
*As of this post, my arms still hurts _|_ -_- crap nut...*
25/4/2007 Wednesday
Sunway field lap
1st Lap 3minutes 51 seconds
2nd Lap 3minutes 40 seconds
3rd Lap 3 minutes 20 seconds
4th Lap 2 minutes 47 seconds (stan clocked 2 minutes 34 seconds)
M12
15 Push ups
15 Squats
30 seconds Horse Stance * 3
15 Bench Dips
15 Biceps Curl @ 5 KG
15 Star Jump
15 (4in1 counts) Knee Tap
3 Diamond Shape Push
15 (8in1 counts) Exercise
15 (4in1 counts) jump
Unable to comply: triceps curl, bell lift.
*As of this post, my arms still hurts _|_ -_- crap nut...*
25/4/2007 Wednesday
Sunway field lap
1st Lap 3minutes 51 seconds
2nd Lap 3minutes 40 seconds
3rd Lap 3 minutes 20 seconds
4th Lap 2 minutes 47 seconds (stan clocked 2 minutes 34 seconds)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Entry I
23rd April 2007
First day of MJ-12. 15 Minutes of Jogging Completed. Venue was around SyUC's field for 4 rounds.
Vital Stats Logs First Day, First Week
Weight : 66 KG
Height : 164 cm
BMI : 24.54
Abdomen : 88cm
L. Arm : 32.5 cm
R. Arm : 34 cm
Plausible Conclusion: (Lumpy)^2
First day of MJ-12. 15 Minutes of Jogging Completed. Venue was around SyUC's field for 4 rounds.
Vital Stats Logs First Day, First Week
Weight : 66 KG
Height : 164 cm
BMI : 24.54
Abdomen : 88cm
L. Arm : 32.5 cm
R. Arm : 34 cm
Plausible Conclusion: (Lumpy)^2
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Updates? Think again.
Ops, I haven't been updating again.
And there might as well won't be anymore real blog posts.
I'll be using my blog as a log file for my MJ-12 progress. Yes, the Majestic-12 programme, not the group of conspiring nutheads.
Looks like it'll all start on Monday. I'll be posting pre programme measurements for the record(yes, proof of me being lumpy will be shown).
And there might as well won't be anymore real blog posts.
I'll be using my blog as a log file for my MJ-12 progress. Yes, the Majestic-12 programme, not the group of conspiring nutheads.
Looks like it'll all start on Monday. I'll be posting pre programme measurements for the record(yes, proof of me being lumpy will be shown).
Monday, March 26, 2007
Betrayal
This word itself rings echoes in the many minds of those reading this.
How often is one betrayed by one who he trust? Betrayal:- An act of breaking one's trust. Violation of a presumptive social contract in which what follows are loss of trust or perhaps even betrayal trauma where one lose confidence in others.
As much as I hate to label one who is a friend as a betrayer or traitor, as one branded as such for treason. Treacherous may it seems but do become complacent in life with those around you, as betrayal is near when you smell sourness.
Insert: "I've put my trust in you"
There was an era where massively multi-player online role playing games were the "in" thing, however, most of it were pay to play, that requires players to pay a fee before they can play the game. So, as enthusiastic as any gamer can be back then, I was one of those gamers. However, I was poor, hence, I took it upon myself to host one of those private servers. The game in which I've played and hosted was Rigorous Online, which was designed by war mongering North Korea and was a world wide hit. Many players played it, embraced it and integrated it as part of their lives.
Hosting wasn't the hard part, customizing the server files, the amount of effort needed to make the retarded fucking Rigorous Online to work was tough. Took a large amount of sleep of me, regardless; I persevered in fixing most problems that prevents me and my group of friends from enjoying our time in the server. All was well, until I can no longer host the server. Deciding I was selfish if the server went down because of me alone, I decided to pass the server files to a ,back then a very trusted friend, for him to host.
*Warning, heavy tone change*
As my friend couldn't get the server files working, I told him that he'll need to wait for me to settle things. As impatient as a high level reiatsu bearing captain, he decided against me to SEND my fucking server files to some backwater Muadzam transsexual barbaric retarded fool who tried to act as a girl, in which was revealed but still my ,back then very trusted friend, seduced by that amazon barbaric backwater Muadzam gay. It is rather disappointing, as someone with such high power level reiatsu but still easily fall prey of a shemale. Can't say I know what to say after all this.
To think that Noodle would be so irresponsible by claiming it's not his fucking intention in the first place to send the files. Of please, if it is not your intention to send, why DID you SEND it then? Don't go and tell everyone at least you tried to care for Revan. It'll be the laughing stock for all of those who shared the same high school as the Sultan of Brunei.
The moral of this story is, as in all walks of life, we will encounter such situations where betrayal might happen. And if when that happens, please, do everyone a fucking favor, don't be SOUR.
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It was originally my intention to stop blogging actually, as I'm not really a fan of telling people from all walks of life about my mundane daily tasks to downright detailing how I operate my water closet.
Regardless, due to recent turn of events in life. I will be updating again.
Cheers,
Yours sickly
The Antithesis to Sourness
How often is one betrayed by one who he trust? Betrayal:- An act of breaking one's trust. Violation of a presumptive social contract in which what follows are loss of trust or perhaps even betrayal trauma where one lose confidence in others.
As much as I hate to label one who is a friend as a betrayer or traitor, as one branded as such for treason. Treacherous may it seems but do become complacent in life with those around you, as betrayal is near when you smell sourness.
Insert: "I've put my trust in you"
There was an era where massively multi-player online role playing games were the "in" thing, however, most of it were pay to play, that requires players to pay a fee before they can play the game. So, as enthusiastic as any gamer can be back then, I was one of those gamers. However, I was poor, hence, I took it upon myself to host one of those private servers. The game in which I've played and hosted was Rigorous Online, which was designed by war mongering North Korea and was a world wide hit. Many players played it, embraced it and integrated it as part of their lives.
Hosting wasn't the hard part, customizing the server files, the amount of effort needed to make the retarded fucking Rigorous Online to work was tough. Took a large amount of sleep of me, regardless; I persevered in fixing most problems that prevents me and my group of friends from enjoying our time in the server. All was well, until I can no longer host the server. Deciding I was selfish if the server went down because of me alone, I decided to pass the server files to a ,back then a very trusted friend, for him to host.
*Warning, heavy tone change*
As my friend couldn't get the server files working, I told him that he'll need to wait for me to settle things. As impatient as a high level reiatsu bearing captain, he decided against me to SEND my fucking server files to some backwater Muadzam transsexual barbaric retarded fool who tried to act as a girl, in which was revealed but still my ,back then very trusted friend, seduced by that amazon barbaric backwater Muadzam gay. It is rather disappointing, as someone with such high power level reiatsu but still easily fall prey of a shemale. Can't say I know what to say after all this.
To think that Noodle would be so irresponsible by claiming it's not his fucking intention in the first place to send the files. Of please, if it is not your intention to send, why DID you SEND it then? Don't go and tell everyone at least you tried to care for Revan. It'll be the laughing stock for all of those who shared the same high school as the Sultan of Brunei.
The moral of this story is, as in all walks of life, we will encounter such situations where betrayal might happen. And if when that happens, please, do everyone a fucking favor, don't be SOUR.
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It was originally my intention to stop blogging actually, as I'm not really a fan of telling people from all walks of life about my mundane daily tasks to downright detailing how I operate my water closet.
Regardless, due to recent turn of events in life. I will be updating again.
Cheers,
Yours sickly
The Antithesis to Sourness
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